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Bonjour, oui oui. Je m'appelle Benson. Sometimes I like to blog for my Journalism class. |
How to Survive Robot Invasion
Scenario: A super computer becomes self concious, and invades Earth via robots. 1. Get your hands on a quantum laser ray/blaster 2. You were unsuccessful? Fool! 3. Gather all the food you can get that are non perishable. Forget money, these robots cannot be bribed. 4. Get your hands on a working car and drive, if you are stopped by robots, wait till you are completely surrounded. At the exact moment they are about to be vaporize you, throw an object up in the air as a diversion, while you dash towards the closest robot, and use it as a shield why the other robots blast it to pieces. Don't wait till the smoke clears up, just run for it. 5. Locate a vantage point, and scout out the area for other robots. Make your hide-out there. 6. Spot the girl of your dreams from your hide-out being attacked by an evil robot, and rescue the damsel in distress. 7. Capture the evil robot and send it back in time to stop the super computer from ever being made. And also to prevent myself from writing this blog. Labels: earth, life, robot, terminator On Monday, May 4, 2009 at 9:05 AM |
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J. Benson Li was born in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, and has lived in downtown Toronto, Hong Kong, North York, and Markham.
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