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How to be Hated... Unanimously
It's difficult being liked, you have to be nice all the time. But being hated is easy, you don't have to do anything. Well that's untrue, if you wanted to be hated by everyone there are 10 steps you need to take in order to achieve your goal: 1. Be conceived and born on July 6, into a rich and prosperous family. 2. Graduate from Yale university and Harvard business school. 3. Work in the oil industry for a while and then run for the Governor of Texas. 4. Win a controversial election for the 43rd President of United States. 5. 8 Months into your term, have terrorist attack your country on September 11. Have the terrorists funded by your country(al-Qaeda). 6. Declare global War on "terrorism" and invade Afghanistan 7. Convince the public that Iraq is making "Weapons of Mass Destruction" with little to no proof. Then invade Iraq for other reasons concerning oil. 8. Barely win your re-election. 9. Handle a natural disaster in your country poorly, and have a pop icon disrespect you on live television. 10. Leave on a low note, as in finish up your term whilst the beginning of a economic meltdown. Congratulations ! You are now hated world wide, and will go down in history accordingly. Labels: bush, george, hate, president, states, united On Thursday, June 18, 2009 at 11:38 PM |
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J. Benson Li was born in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, and has lived in downtown Toronto, Hong Kong, North York, and Markham.
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